There's No Correlation Between What The Public

How Can I Believe In God When Just Last Week I Got My Tongue Caught In The Roller Of An Electric Typewriter?

Your Audience Teaches You How To Be Funny.

You Can Be With Your Wife, Very Happily Married, And Then You Meet Some Woman And You Love Her. But You Love Your Wife, Too. And You Also Love That One. Or If She's Met Some Man And She Loves The Man And She Loves You. And Then You Meet Somebody Else And Now There Are Three Of You. Why Only One Person?

Problems Are Like Toilet Paper. You Pull On One And Ten More Come.

Sex On Twitter Can't Hurt You - Unless You Fall Off.