There's Never Any Graffiti In The Hotel.

Sadly, I Can't Say The Same For My Father, Who Is Probably In A Different Place - Hell.

It's Arguably The Best Newspaper In The World.

Two Thousand Years Ago, The Holy Family Had A Ramble From Nazareth To Bethlehem - In Much The Same Way As I'm Having A Ramble From Norwich To Swaffham. Although I'm Not Comparing Myself To Jesus - I Don't Want To Get Bogged Down In That Whole Controversy Again.

Two Fat Ladies, 88! Not That You'd Find These Ladies At A Bingo Hall, Of Course... They're Altogether A Higher Class Of Fat Lady.

If Things Don't Come Easy To You, You Have To Pull A Rabbit Out Of A Hat.