There's Just Me And My Wife And

You Remember What Happened When Eddie Pipp Got Hurt? A Guy Named Lou Gehrig Took Over.

Not Really, And Actually My Cholesterol Was 190 When I Had The Heart Attack. 190, Which Isn't That High. I Took It Down To About 130 And It's Probably About 140 Or 145 Now.

Success Isn't Permanent And Failure Isn't Fatal.

What's The Difference Between A Three-week-old Puppy And A Sportswriter? In Six Weeks, The Puppy Stops Whining.

Those Who Live In The Past Are Cowards And Losers.