There's A Lot Of Advantages To Being

If I Could Read A Book, I'd Definitely Read One Of Yours.

I'm Not Like That Smart. I Like, Forget Stuff All The Time.

I Think It's Important For Girls To Be Confident. Believe In Yourself And... Everybody's Hot.

I Don't Really Think, I Just Walk.

If I Was A President I Want To Put An End To Only Large Financial Contributors, Lobbyists, Inside-the-beltway Fat Cats, And Corporate Bigwigs Getting To Sleep In The Lincoln Bedroom. I Will Keep That Room Open Only For People For Whom It Is Too Late To Drive After Attending One Of My Secret-underground-bunker-after-hours Parties.