There's A Fine Line Between Masturbating While

I'm Not The Comic Of The Generation, I'm Not Even The Funniest Guy In My Family.

It's A Horrible Economy But I'm Trying To Do My Part. I Just Bought A New Shower Curtain It Has All The Presidents On It. Do You Know How Hard It Is To Masturbate With All The Presidents Staring At You? And When The Water Hits Them It Looks Like They're Crying.

When I First Saw A Strap On, I Put It On My Head And Ran Around Like A Rhino.

I Have No Grand Scheme.

If I Was To Have Sex With One Animal It Would Be A Horse. That Is A Beautiful Animal. And When You Have Sex With A Horse, You Know You Always Have A Ride Home.