There's A Big Difference Between Wanting To

To Get Over My Divorce, I Got A Prescription To Live At The Playboy Mansion For A While.

I Don't Think Silicone Makes A Girl Good Or Bad.

You're The Only One Who's Closing Your Eyes At Night. There's No One Else Who Can Do It For You.

My Least Favorite Phrase In The English Language Is 'i Don't Care.'

I Remember At 16 Years Old, Growing Up In Queens, We Were Punks, But Hey, When We Went To The Theater, We Wore A Shirt And Tie! Similarly, I Believe That To Keep Movie Theaters In Existence, They're Gonna Have To Make 'em An Event, Have A Couch, A Table And Drinks Or Something. Otherwise, There's No Reason To Get Out Of Your Bed!