There's A Big Difference Between Falling In

I Once Received A Cape That Was Made From The Little Purple Bags That Crown Royal Whisky Comes In.

To Women, Drummers Seem Like These Adorable, Sexy Neanderthals, And Lead Singers Seem Mysterious And Dangerous. So While The Lead Singers All Want To Be David Bowie, Floating Into Parties And Being The Center Of Attention, It's The Drummers Who Are In The Corner Doing Keg Stands And Breaking Tables. Usually It's The Drummers Who Get The Fun-loving Ladies And The Singers Who Get The Nutcases.

I Like The Rock Documentaries That Make It Seem Real. Some Rock Documentaries Are Meant To Make The Bands Look Larger Than Life.

We Just Do What We Always Do. We Play Shows And Go Home And Rest And Then Play More Shows.

The Most Important Thing For Me Is My Family, And My Health And Happiness, And Making Sure Everyone's Cool.