There’s A Human Out There Who Is

He Won’t Last Long, Akri. Thanatos Is Barbecue. And I Like My Barbecue. Just Tell Me How You Want Him, Akri, Normal Recipe Or Extra Crispy. I’m Partial To Extra Crispy Myself. They Crunch Louder When Deep-fried. Reminds Me, I Need Some Bread Crumbs. (simi)

Then Why Can’t I Bully You Into Procreating? (wulf) See! I’m The Only Human In History To Have Viking Yenta Of His Very Own. God, How I Wish My Father Had Been A Fertile Man. (chris)

Everyone Wants Someone They Can Hold And Love. Someone Who Will Be There To Help Pick Up The Pieces When Everything Falls Apart. (acheron)

I Beg Your Pardon. I’m Not Gross. (simone) Grody To The Max. Gag Me With A Spoon. I’ve Seen You In The Mornings. You’re Not Exactly Well Coiffed. (jesse)

She’s Special. We Used To Unleash Her On Ancient Battlefields Just To See Soldiers Chop Their Best Friends Into Pieces Before Falling On Their Own Swords. (deimos)