There Once Was A Man Name Barack,

What's The Worst That Can Happen? A Tidal Wave? Glaciers With Guns?

Like O'rielly, We'll Grab The Most Important Word Of Each Sentence... 'the' For Example. Also, I'll Say, 'i'm Angry,' And The Graphic Will Read, 'colbert Angry.

If Jesus Doesn't Have A Sense Of Humor, I Am In Huge Trouble.

You Should Spend More Time With Your Families; Write That Novel You've Always Wanted To Write. You Know, The One About The Fearless Reporter Who Stands Up To The Administration. You Know - Fiction.

They Say The Only People Who Tell The Truth Are Drunkards And Children. Guess Which One I Am.