There Is No Sin So Great As

Yes, Making Mock O' Uniforms That Guard You While You Sleep... For It's Tommy This, An' Tommy That An' Chuck Him Out, The Brute! But It's Saviour Of His Country, When The Guns Begins To Shoot!

God Could Not Be Everywhere, And Therefore He Made Mothers.

If The Aunt Of The Vicar Has Never Touched Liquor, Watch Out When She Finds The Champagne.

All Sensible Men Are Of The Same Religion, But No Sensible Man Ever Tells.

A Man Can Never Have Too Much Red Wine, Too Many Books, Or Too Much Ammunition