There Is No Normal Life, There's Just

If You Think That By Threatening Me You Can Get Me To Do What You Want... Well, That's Where You're Right. But - And I Am Only Saying This Because I Care - There's A Lot Of Decaffeinated Brands On The Market That Are Just As Tasty As The Real Thing.

My Only Challenge Is To Entertain. And I Accomplish My Task Better When I Myself Am Entertained By What I Am Doing. I Am Very Critical Of Myself, I Constantly Set The Bar Higher And Higher. I Try To Surpass Myself. That`s All. But I Also Know How To Preserve Myself, To Not Let Myself Get Bedazzled By The Smoke And Mirrors.

It Was Very Serious And I Wanted To Do Something Really Different So There Was This Comedy Called Top Secret.

There Are Only Three Reasons To Do A Movie: The Cast, The Director, The Role. Like I Say, You Live In A Minute Of Screen Time, But To Prepare For The Minute Takes Much More Than A Day. You'd Better Be Excited About What Those Moments Are, Even If They're The Hardest Moments. Or The Smallest.

I Don't Think Of My Life As A Cliche, But I'm A Cliche Eccentric. Complete With A Strange Name - I Mean, Who's Named Val? How Many Vals Do You Know? I Mean, Really?