There Is No Greater Burden Than Great

Lucy Was Using My Blanket To Dry The Dishes. We Now Have Very Secure Dishes!

Only In Math Can You Buy Sixty Cantaloupes And No One Asks What The Hell Is Wrong With You.

Charlie Brown Got Hit With A Line-drive!" "does Anyone Here Know Anything About First-aid?" "it's Probably Not Serious... Second Or Third-aid Will Do.

The Only Time A Dog Gets Complimented Is When He Doesn't Do Anything.

Just Thinking About A Friend Makes You Want To Do A Happy Dance, Because A Friend Is Someone Who Loves You In Spite Of Your Faults.