There Is Much To Be Said For

I've Always Said That Next To Imperial China, The South Is The Best Place In The World To Be An Old Lady.

In Other Countries, Congenital Introverts Simply Remain Introverts All Their Lives, Neither Advancing Nor Retreating, But America's Commitment To Extroversion As A National Art Form Can Abrade Some Naturally Aloof Personalities Until They Flower Into Deadly Nightshade.

Of All The Old Maid's Blessing, The Greatest Is Carte Blanche. Spinsterhood Is Powerful; Once A Woman Is Called "that Crazy Old Maid" She Can Get Away With Anything.

I Do Believe In Reincarnation, But I Do Not Believe There Is Life Before Noon.

He Travels Fastest Who Travels Alone, And That Goes Double For She. Real Feminism Is Spinsterhood.