There Is An Invisible Garment Woven Around

Those Who Weep Recover More Quickly Than Those Who Smile.

When He (man) Ceased Any Longer To Heed The Words Of The Seers And Prophets, Science Lovingly Brought Forth The Radio.

To Win A Woman In The First Place You Must Please Her, Then Undress Her, And Then Somehow Get Her Clothes Back On Her, Finally, So That She Will Let You Leave Her, You've Got To Antagonise Her.

Little By Little, The Pimps Have Taken Over The World. They Don't Do Anything, They Don't Make Anything - They Just Stand There And Take Their Cut.

When You See A Woman Who Can Go Nowhere Without A Staff Of Admirers, It Is Not So Much Because They Think She Is Beautiful, It Is Because She Has Told Them They Are Handsome.