There Are Women Who Are Not Beautiful

Progress Celebrates Victories Over Nature. Progress Makes Purses Out Of Human Skin. When People Were Traveling In Mail Coaches, The World Got Ahead Better Than It Does Now That Salesmen Fly Through The Air. What Good Is Speed If The Brain Has Oozed Out On The Way? How Will The Heirs Of This Age Be Taught The Most Basic Motions That Are Necessary To Activate The Most Complicated Machines? Nature Can Rely On Progress; It Will Avenge It For The Outrage It Has Perpetrated On It.

I Like To Hold A Monologue With Women. But A Dialogue With Myself Is More Stimulating.

Stupidity Gets Up Early; That Is Why Events Are Accustomed To Happening In The Morning.

To Me It's Still A Greater Miracle When A Fly Flies Than When A Human Being Undertakes To Do So.

If Something Is Stolen From You, Don't Go To The Police. They're Not Interested. Don't Go To A Psychologist Either, Because He's Interested In Only One Thing: That It Was Really You Who Did The Stealing.