There Are Two Ways To Travel, First

I Know I'm Drinking Myself To A Slow Death, But Then I'm In No Hurry.

If Mr. Einstein Doesn't Like The Natural Laws Of The Universe, Let Him Go Back To Where He Came From.

A Dog Teaches A Boy Fidelity, Perseverance, And To Turn Around Three Times Before Lying Down.

We Are Constantly Being Surprised That People Did Things Well Before We Were Born. We Are Constantly Remarking On The Fact That Things Are Done Well By People Other Than Ourselves. "the Japanese Are A Remarkable Little People," We Say, As If We Were Doing Them A Favor. "he Is An Arab, But You Ought To Hear Him Play The Zither." Why "but"?

In America There Are Two Classes Of Travel - First Class, And With Children.