There Are 10-20 Times More Male Comics

I Often Tell Audiences At The Start Of My Shows That I'm Not Gay Because I've Got Petitions From Lesbian Groups Saying 'can You Tell People You're Heterosexual Because You're Giving Us A Bad Name.'

Everything Becomes Magnified At Night. Sounds Travel In A Different Way, It's Dark, And Everything Seems Far More Spooky.

Privatisation Splits Hospital Services Into Increasingly Small Packages.

I Think Actors Go Along A Continuum From Simon Callow Down To Kind Of Ross Kemp, And I Like To Think Of Myself As The Ross Kemp Of Comedy. He's Very Good In 'east Enders' Because He Plays A Version Of Himself. I Think I Can Play A Version Of Myself - That's About All I Can Do.

Each Generation Has A Backlash Against The Generation Before.