There Are Three Types Of Golf: Golf,

Kindness In Ourselves Is The Honey That Blunts The Sting Of Unkindness In Another.

A Wise Man Makes His Own Decisions, An Ignorant Man Follows The Public Opinion.

I Await The Hour When A Journalist Can Be Driven From The Press Room For Venal Practices, As A Minister Can Be Unfrocked, Or A Lawyer Disbarred.

Because Golf Exposes The Flaws Of The Human Swing - A Basically Simple Maneuver - It Causes More Self-torture Than Any Game Short Of Russian Roulette.

This Is The Substance Of Our Plot-for Those Who Play The Perfect Shot, There Are Ten Thousand Who Do Not.