There Are No Illegitimate Children, Only Illegitimate

Free Love Is Too Expensive.

I Got Quite Bored, Serving In The Bar. Since I Was There, The Customers Wouldn't Talk About Women, And With Half Their Subject Matter Denied Them, It Was: Horses, Silence; Horses, Silence.

It Wasn't Long Before People Discovered The Final Horrors Of Letting An Urchin Into Parliament.

One American Said That The Most Interesting Thing About Holy Ireland Was That Its People Hate Each Other In The Name Of Jesus Christ. And They Do!

Irish Catholics Are More Interested In The Rosary Beads Than In The Rosary.