There Are A Lot Of Really Funny

Before You Marry A Person, You Should First Make Them Use A Computer With Slow Internet To See Who They Really Are.

No Matter How Much You Screw Up Your Own Life By The Wrong Decisions That You Make, It's Never Too Late To Do The Right Thing And Change Your Ways And You Can Teach Old Dogs New Tricks.

I Speak As Much Spanish As Anyone Who Has Grown Up In Southern California Or Texas Or Arizona. I Had My Three Years Of High-school Spanish And A Couple Of Semesters In College.

I Still Regret That I Never Played Soccer In High School. I Chose Basketball Over Soccer.

I Look Good. I Mean, Really Good. Hey Everyone! Come And See How Good I Look!