The Worst Job I Ever Had Was

I Don't Like To Talk About Myself That Much.

I Do Not Like Assassins, Or Men Of Low Character.

I Left Home When I Was 16 Because I Was Looking For Adventure.

My Grandfather Had Been A Newspaper Reporter, As Was My Uncle. They Were Pretty Good Writers And So I Thought Maybe Somewhere Down The Line I Would Do Some Writing.

Don't Piss In My Ear And Tell Me It's Raining.