The World, Like A Great Iris Of

No Person Ever Died That Had A Family.

The Faster You Blurt, The More Swiftly You Write, The More Honest You Are.

Facts Quite Often, I Fear To Confess, Like Lawyers, Put Me To Sleep At Noon. Not Theories, However. Theories Are Invigorating And Tonic. Give Me An Ounce Of Fact And I Will Produce You A Ton Of Theory By Tea This Afternoon. That Is, After All, My Job.

We're All Watching Each Other, So There's No Chance For Censorship. The Main Problem Is The Idiot Tv. If You Watch Local News, Your Head Will Turn To Mush.

Beer's Intellectual. What A Shame So Many Idiots Drink It.