The World Is A Thing Of Utter

I Am Fascinated By Religion. (that's A Completely Different Thing From Believing In It!) It Has Had Such An Incalculably Huge Effect On Human Affairs. What Is It? What Does It Represent? Why Have We Invented It? How Does It Keep Going? What Will Become Of It? I Love To Keep Poking And Prodding At It. I've Thought About It So Much Over The Years That That Fascination Is Bound To Spill Over Into My Writing.

The Only Thing Nicer Than A Phone That Didn't Ring All The Time (or Indeed At All) Was Six Phones That Didn't Ring All The Time (or Indeed At All).

He Had Got Himself A Life. Now He Had To Find A Purpose In It.

Alltami (n.) The Ancient Art Of Being Able To Balance The Hot And Cold Shower Taps.

I'm So Great Even I Get Tongue-tied Talking To Myself.