The White Man Gets All The Best

How Can You Do The Moonwalk And Ask A Woman To Dance? Hey Baby Lets Dance... Cya Later!

I'm 42 And The Age Of A Guy Who Has Kids, So I Guess I'm Playing Right Where I'm Supposed To Be. I'm Comfortable With That, But In The Same Breath I'd Do Something Edgy. If Someone Came To Me And Offered Me An Edgy And Funny Story, Then I'd Do It.

Theres This Little Box That African-american Actors Have To Work In, In The First Place, And I Was Able To Rise Above That Box. I Could Have Done A Bunch Of Movies Where I Stayed As The Axel Foley Or Reggie Hammond Persona. But I Didnt Want To Be Doing The Same Thing All The Time. Every Now And Then, You Crash And Burn, But Thats Part Of It.

White Boys Always Get The Oscar. It's A Known Fact. Did I Ever Get A Nomination? No! You Know Why? Cause I Hadn't Played Any Of Them Slave Roles, And Get My Ass Whipped. That's How You Get The Nomination. A Black Dude Who Plays A Slave That Gets His Ass Whipped Gets The Nomination, A White Guy Who Plays An Idiot Gets The Oscar. That's What I Need, I Need To Play A Retarded Slave, Then I'll Get The Oscar.

The Only Reason I Did Showtime Was Robert De Niro. I Definitely Consider Him To Be In The Top 5 All Time Actors.