The Very Existence Of Flamethrowers Proves That

May You All Make It To A Healthy 100 And A Half!!

Conservatives Say If You Don't Give The Rich More Money, They Will Lose Their Incentive To Invest. As For The Poor, They Tell Us They've Lost All Incentive Because We've Given Them Too Much Money.

I've Set My Own Rules To Live By. The First One Is: 'never Believe Anything The Government Says.'

I Find It Discouraging - And A Bit Depressing - When I Notice The Unequal Treatment Afforded By The Media To Ufo Believers On The One Hand, And On The Other, To Those Who Believe In An Invisible Supreme Being Who Inhabits The Sky.

As Soon As Someone Is Identified As An Unsung Hero, He No Longer Is.