The Verdict Of A Jury Is The

To Be In Love Is Merely To Be In A State Of Perceptual Anesthesia - To Mistake An Ordinary Young Woman For A Goddess.

There Is No Idea So Stupid That You Can't Find A Professor Who Will Believe It.

There's Really No Point To Voting. If It Made Any Difference, It Would Probably Be Illegal.

Theology Is The Effort To Explain The Unknowable In Terms Of The Not Worth Knowing.

Faith May Be Defined Briefly As An Illogical Belief In The Occurrence Of The Improbable.