The Thought Of Writing Was Always Pleasant,

I Have Got Five Minutes, Some Whip-its, And The Key To The Executive Bathroom.

Who? God. What? He Loves You. Where? Everywhere. When? Always, Forever, Without Ceasing. How? Totally, Completely. Why? Because You Are His Child!

I Think That You Are What You Speak A Lot Of Times, And There's Power In The Tongue. I Feel Sorry For The People Who Always Have Something Negative To Say. If Something Happens Bad In My Day, I Don't Tweet About It - I Pray About It, Or Talk To My Husband About It Or My Mother About It, And Get It Off Of Me And Move On.

Now, Everybody Knows The Basic Erogenous Zones. You Got One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, And Seven. ... Ok, Now Most Guys Will Hit One, Two, Three And Then Go To Seven And Set Up Camp. ... You Want To Hit 'em All And You Wanna Mix 'em Up. You Gotta Keep 'em On Their Toes. ... You Could Start Out With A Little One. A Two. A One, Two, Three. A Three. A Five. A Four. A Three, Two. Two. A Two, Four, Six. Two, Four, Six. Four. Two. Two. Four, Seven! Five, Seven! Six, Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! [holds Up Seven Fingers]

Do You Know How Painful It Is To Tell Someone You Love Him And Not Hear Him Say It Back?