The Thing About Having An Audience Right

Welcome To The 77th And Last Oscars.

People Are The Same Wherever You Go. And If They Weren't, They Wouldn't Laugh At The Same S**t.

I Took My Alds Test. You Start Reflecting... You Start Thinking About Every Nasty, Skank-ass... It's Like The Movie Scrooge, And The Ghost Of Pussy Past Comes.

I Don't Get High, But Sometimes I Wish I Did. That Way, When I Messed Up In Life I Would Have An Excuse. But Right Now There's No Rehab For Stupidity.

I Believe You Got My Property?