The Term 'celebrity' Makes My Skin Crawl.

For Some Reason I Get Advertised When I Travel As A Political Comedian, Which I'm Not. Sometimes I Talk About It And Sometimes I Don't.

But Let Me Ask You This Though, First And Foremost: Who's Your Favorite Spice Girl? Mine Is Sporty Spice And I'll Tell You Why. You Know What? She Might Not Be As Aesthetically Pleasant As The Rest But She'll Do A Backflip And Steal Your Heart.

A War Is Going To Destroy Our Economy Even Further. It's Going To Be A Threefold Humanitarian Disaster.

I Don't Know Who You're Referring To Exactly Who Said, 'what Has Iraq Done To Us?'

I Can Do Most Anything And Not Have A Problem With It. The Only Time I Have Negative Attention Is When I Run Naked Through The Streets Brandishing A Handgun.