The Tabloids Operate In An Amoral Parallel

I'm Not Mother Teresa. But I'm Not Frank Bough, Either. I Am Getting Older And A Bit More Sensible. I'm Not Going To Be Popping Up In Dungeons Every Six Months. If You Catch Me Preaching Fidelity While I Am Shagging Chickens Then Throw The Book At Me. Otherwise, Leave Me Alone.

If You Are A Great Dramatic Actor Then You Often Don't Know If People Are Enjoying Your Stuff At All Because They Are Sitting There In Silence. But With Comedy It's A Simple Premise. If It's Funny, People Laugh. If It's Not, They Don't.

I Enjoy Comedy But It Can Become Wearisome.

I Find Impressionists Slightly Annoying, Really.

I Don't Go To Premieres, Unless I'm Contractually Bound To.