The Sound Principle Of A Topsy-turvy Lifestyle

To Have No Ideas And Being Able To Express Them Is The Essence Of Journalism.

The Pimp Is The Executive Organ Of Immorality. The Executive Organ Of Morality Is The Blackmailer.

Through My Satire I Make Little People So Big That Afterwards They Are Worthy Objects Of My Satire And No One Can Reproach Me Any Longer.

It Is Uplifting To Lose One?s Faith In A Reality Which Looks The Way It Is Described In A Newspaper.

To Me It's Still A Greater Miracle When A Fly Flies Than When A Human Being Undertakes To Do So.