The Secret To A Long Marriage Is

I Tried Every Diet In The Book. I Tried Some That Weren't In The Book. I Tried Eating The Book. It Tasted Better Than Most Of The Diets.

Dreams Are Of No Value If They Don't Have Wings And Feet.

There's A Scripture That Says, 'a Merry Heart Doeth Good Like Medicine.' I Think That's True, Too.

I Was Born In An Odd Spot And Was A Very Sensitive Kid. My Feelings Could Get Hurt So Easily Because I Always Wanted To Be Loved, I Wanted To Be Touched, I Wanted To Touch Somebody. I Wanted Everybody To Love Me, So I Think I Was Louder Than I Should Have Been. I Was Just Trying To Get Attention. I Always Felt Like I Was Somebody Special, Maybe It's Because I Needed To Be Somebody Special.

I Look Like A Woman, But I Think Like A Man.