The Secret Of Life', He Said, 'is

Two Rights Don't Equal A Left.

Good Writing Is Essentially Rewriting.

Then Suddenly, He Was Struck By A Powerful But Simple Little Truth, And It Was This: That English Grammar Is Governed By Rules That Are Almost Mathematical In Their Strictness!

I've Always Said To Myself That If A Little Pocket Calculator Can Do It Why Shouldn't I?

I'd Rather Be Fried Alive And Eaten By Mexicans.