The '90s Are Really The 'sex And

What I Have Yet To See Is A Real Woman Choose A Younger Man Because He Spent Six Hours A Day At The Gym Trying To Sculpt His Abs.

I Sometimes Read In A Gossip Column That I Was At A Party When I Was In Europe At The Time. It Sometimes Feels I've Got A Doppelganger Somewhere.

Man May Have Discovered Fire, But Women Discovered How To Play With It.

I Love Chicago. I Lived There Briefly For Three Months And Kept A Boat Under One Of Those Space-age Buildings. It Was Very Jetsons.

And If You Were Always Spending Your Time Getting Over Your Past, How Were You Supposed To Get On With Your Future?