The Record Shows, I Took The Blows

I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. But The Truth Is I've Flunked More Often Than Not. I'm Very Fond Of Women; I Admire Them. But, Like All Men, I Don't Understand Them.

What I Do With My Life Is Of My Own Doing. I Live It The Best Way I Can.

It Took Me A Long, Long Time To Learn What I Now Know, And I Don't Want That To Die With Me.

I'm Just A Singer, Elvis Was The Embodiment Of The Whole American Culture.

All Day Long, They Lie In The Sun, And When The Sun Goes Down, They Lie Some More.