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No One Since The Garden Of Eden - Which The Serpent Forsook In Order To Run For Higher Office - Has Imputed To Politicians Great Purity Of Motive.

I Won't Insult Your Intelligence By Suggesting That You Really Believe What You Just Said.

Life Can't Be All Bad When For Ten Dollars You Can Buy All The Beethoven Sonatas And Listen To Them For Ten Years.

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They Told Me If I Voted For Goldwater, He Would Get Us Into A War In Vietnam. Well, I Voted For Goldwater And That's What Happened.