The Plastic Knife Is Perfect For When

I Think A Bad Place For A Fire Would Be The Factory Where They Make Those Trick Candles.

When There's Someone Who's Dead And Then Someone Does Something That That Person Would Not Have Liked, They Say That That Person Is Spinning In Their Grave. But I Don't Understand Why They Say That. Why Is Spinning The Way That A Corpse Shows Disapproval?

A Lot Of People Don't Like Bumper Stickers. I Don't Mind Bumper Stickers. To Me A Bumper Sticker Is A Shortcut. It's Like A Little Sign That Says 'hey, Let's Never Hang Out.'

Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other Things Stop Working Or They Break, But Batteries... They Die.

It's Very Easy To Turn A Toy Into An Adult Toy: Location, Location, Location.