The Planet On Which We Live Is

Religion And Political Expediency Go Beautifully Hand In Hand

As The Americans Slaughter Millions Of Turkeys Every Year For The Celebration Of Their Deliverance, The Indians, Who Should Be Celebrated As Saviors, Have Long Been Slaughtered. There Was Even A Time When A White Man Was Paid A Very Decent Price For Every Indian Scalp He Could Produce.

We Do Not Consider Patriotism Desirable If It Contradicts Civilized Behavior.

People Like Us Who Are On Their Last Leg Can Only Understand Comedies.

A Story Has Been Thought To Its Conclusion When It Has Taken Its Worst Possible Turn.