The Past Is Not The Present: Pretending

Tourism Requires That You See Conventional Things, And That You See Them In A Conventional Way.

A Guide Book Is Addressed To Those Who Plan To Follow The Traveler, Doing What He Has Done, But More Selectively. A Travel Book, In Its Purest, Is Addressed To Those Who Do Not Plan To Follow The Traveler At All, But Who Require The Exotic Or Comic Anomalies, Wonders And Scandals Of The Literary Form Romance Which Their Own Place Or Time Cannot Entirely Supply.

The Worst Thing About War Was The Sitting Around And Wondering What You Were Doing Morally.

The Wise Traveler Learns Not To Repeat Successes But Tries New Places All The Time.

Exploration Belongs To The Renaissance, Travel To The Bourgeois Age, Tourism To Our Proletarian Moment.