The Past Is A Ghost, The Future

If You Have A Question About Anything, The Answer Can Be Found In A Book Somewhere In The Library.

That Married Couples Can Live Together Day After Day Is A Miracle That The Vatican Has Overlooked.

The Only Thing That You Can Get Into Without A Lot Of Trouble Is A Lot Of Trouble.

Why Do I Have To Feed The Kids? They Just Ate Twelve Hours Ago!

You Know My Father's Favorite Game? Come Here And Pull My Finger.