The Other Day A Dog Peed On

It Is Only Doubt That Creates. It Is Only The Minority That Counts.

I Confess I Enjoy Democracy Immensely. It Is Incomparably Idiotic, And Hence Incomparably Amusing.

A Sunday School Is A Prison In Which Children Do Penance For The Evil Conscience Of Their Parents.

When I Think Of Anything Properly Describable As A Beautiful Idea, It Is Always In The Form Of Music. I Have Written And Printed Probably 10,000,000 Words In English But All The Same I Shall Die An Inarticulate Man, For My Best Ideas Beset Me In A Language I Know Only Vaguely And Speak Only As A Child.

When Women Kiss It Always Reminds One Of Prize Fighters Shaking Hands.