The Only Way I'd Need A Pain

I Do Get The Comics Online I Guess But It's Such A Pain. I'd Rather Just Get Them In The Paper And Read Them.

My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.

Nevada's One Of The Most Conservative States In The Union, But You Can Do What You Want In Vegas And Nobody Judges You.

I Like To Think Of My House As Nothing More Than A Glorified Console For My Television; The Ultimate Stereo Cabinet.

Liquor Prohibition Led To The Rise Of Organized Crime In America, And Drug Prohibition Has Led To The Rise Of The Gang Problems We Have Now.