The Only Two Important Things In Life

Why Do People Always Gesture With Their Hands When They Talk On The Phone?

There's Almost Always A Point In A Book Where Something Happens That Triggers The Rest Of The Plot.

Even The Handsomest Men Do Not Have The Same Momentary Effect On The World As A Truly Beautiful Woman Does.

Buying A Pair Of Shoes Is One Of The Most Optimistic Acts I Know, Next To Falling In Love. I Like Nothing Better Than To See An Old Man Wearing A Brand New Pair Of Brogues Or Cap-toed Oxfords, Preferably Jaunty Orange-brown, Unscuffed, Heels Unworn. We Want To Be Here Tomorrow, But Buying New Shoes, Like Falling In Love, Says I Plan On Being Here Tomorrow.

Some People Are Like Blue Jeans- The Older And More Beat Up They Get, The Better They Look.