The Only Thing That Gets Me High

I Love The Earth. If You Ask Me It's The Greatest Planet In The World.

I'm Not A Fan Of The Facts. Facts Change; My Opinion Never Does.

Warning, I May Contain More Than A Trace Amount Of Nut.

Naturally The U.s. Trails In Gold Medals Because Every Time We Win One, We Hand It Over To The Chinese To Pay Off Our Debt.

Obamacare Takes Effect In Less Than Eight Months. Do You Realize What This Means? If You Go To The Emergency Room Now, You'll Be Covered By The Time You Finally See A Doctor.