The Only Thing I Can Do Is

My Father Came From An Intellectual And Studious Avenue As Opposed To A Brawler's Avenue. So I Had To Go Further Afield And I Brought All Kinds Of Unscrupulous Oiks Back Home - Earless, Toothless Vagabonds - To Teach Me The Arts Of The Old Bagarre.

I Have To Make My Bones With Hollywood To Get In. And When I Do Maybe I'll Metamorphose From Mr. Muscles Or Whatever It Is I Am Now And Become An Irascible Tosser.

I Love People. People Are Lovely Creatures. I'm One Myself, So I Love To See People Happy.

T's Much Less Daunting Once You've Put Your Foot On The Road To It. I'm A Notorious Couch Potato And I Don't Like Exercise. Half An Hour Of Physical Exercise, Like Jogging Or Fast Walking A Day Is A Start.

I Had A Huge Imagination. My Granddad Says I Was A Bit Of A Walter Mitty Character.