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I Never Cared For Fashion Much, Amusing Little Seams And Witty Little Pleats: It Was The Girls I Liked.

Being Dyslexic, I Was Told That I Was An Idiot All The Time.

It's Only A Few Nutcases Who Do Art For Themselves, Like Van Gogh.

Being Trendy Is Dangerous. I've Never Been Trendy, Which Is Why I've Never Really Fallen Out Of Favour.

Fortunately I Didn't Get Educated Because If I'd Got Educated I'd Be An Educated Fool Now.