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Assassination Is The Extreme Form Of Censorship.

When Asked Which Dog Wins, He Reflected For A Moment And Replied, "the One I Feed The Most."

Though I Can Make My Extravaganzas Appear Credible, I Cannot Make The Truth Appear So.

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The Fickleness Of The Women I Love Is Only Equalled By The Infernal Constancy Of The Women Who Love Me.