The Only Reason I Think I Would

I've Always Been Exactly Who I Am On Tv. I'm Not Playing A Role.

You Just Be Honest About Who You Are, And If You Dont End Up With Any Friends, Then Good For You.

Why He Would Agree To Install An Eight-by-eight-foot Fish Tank And Then Not Fill It With A Single Dolphin Made Me Want To Burn His Eyebrows Off.

But Then, Like George Michael In A Men's Bathroom, I Got Cocky.

It's Hard To Tell These Days What Gender People Are. You Don't Know If They're Gay, If They're Straight, Or Bruce Jenner.