The Only Reason I Did Showtime Was

It Is As Big A Mistake To Turn Down A Good Shot As It Is To Take A Bad One

This Is How You Answer A Door In My Neighborhood. Who Is It?

White Boys Always Get The Oscar. It's A Known Fact. Did I Ever Get A Nomination? No! You Know Why? Cause I Hadn't Played Any Of Them Slave Roles, And Get My Ass Whipped. That's How You Get The Nomination. A Black Dude Who Plays A Slave That Gets His Ass Whipped Gets The Nomination, A White Guy Who Plays An Idiot Gets The Oscar. That's What I Need, I Need To Play A Retarded Slave, Then I'll Get The Oscar.

If You're An Artist Like A Really, Really Long Time, It Stops Being A Performance. I'm Not Performing Anymore. I Reveal Myself To The Audience... I Show You Some Of Me. It's Not A Show No More.

I Keep Telling People I'll Make Movies Until I'm Fifty And Then I'll Go And Do Something Else. I'm Going To Be A Professional Gentleman Of Leisure.