The Only Question I Ever Ask Any

For Those Of You Who Like To Scarf Your Popcorn In The Sack, The Good News Is That Newman's Own Contains An Aphrodisiac.

Once I Started Taking Drama Classes, I Asked Myself Why I Had Ever Wasted So Much Time On A Football Team.

The Problem With Getting Older Is You Still Remember How Things Used To Be.

I Don't Like Gossip Stories. Facts Are Okay. But When Gossips Begin Making Items, That's Something Else Again.

I Have Taken Roads That I Wished I Had Not Traveled On. And I'm Traveling On Some Pretty Exciting Ones, Too. Just Hope When You Get To That Great Racetrack In The Sky, That The Balance Will Tip Slightly Into Those Things That You'd Be Proud Of.